OMG seriously capt'n crunch is evil. I loved it as a kid (and I really was a bigger fan of "healthy" cereal like raisin bran and grapenuts) but damn was it good. However, when you eat The Crunch it shreds the inside of the mouth. Like your mouth feels like you have taken a cheese grater and rubbed it on the roof of your mouth. but damn is it worth it. I may have to go buy some, it has probably been 15-20 years since I have had any.