Musical interlude

So, Weird Al's got his new album out and I was inspired:

(To the tune of "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons):

Paperback Addict

Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa

I just picked up a brand new book
Starts out okay but doubt I'll get hooked
Wait, oh my god, a shocking twist (gasp, sounds of pages turning)

Should pack it in, getting late,
Just wanna see how this part turns out...
I just hit a suspenseful bit,
Whoa...

Can't put it down, the story's just too great,
and the hero's tempting fate...
I'll stop right after this page... after this page...
Maybe just one more page.. just one more page...
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a
Paperback addict, paperback addict
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a
Paperback addict, paperback addict

I'll go to bed, but I won't sleep
My brain's already in it too deep,
And there's a light, in easy reach...
Whoa...

Should pack it in, getting late,
Just wanna see how this part turns out...
I just hit a suspenseful bit,
Whoa...

Can't put it down, the story's just too great,
and the hero's tempting fate...
I'll stop right after this page... after this page...
Maybe just one more page.. just one more page...
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a
Paperback addict, paperback addict
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a
Paperback addict, paperback addict

Fine I'll head out... I can read while I walk
Don't bug me at lunch, I've no time to talk...

Can't put it down, the story's just too great,
and the hero's tempting fate...
I'll stop right after this page... after this page...
Maybe just one more page.. just one more page...
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a
Paperback addict, paperback addict
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a
Paperback addict, paperback addict