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newnumber6Kittens and Evil Corporate Executives
Couple dreams last night. In one, for some reason, some kittens were dropped off at my house... basically a box full or neglected kittens found by the SPCA or something. I don't know why they were dropped at my house, but they were. So they were meowing so cutely and I meowed back and picked them up and pet them.
For a while my eyes started itching as though I was allergic, but that faded. I decided to name them, although I can't remember the names. Then they started talking, which didn't strike me as at all odd. One of them talked in one of those high-faluting 'rich people' accents.
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Another, I dreamed that I somehow won third place in The Apprentice. Apparently in the dream world, third place got you a job with the company, but not the big job. So, I was working for the company. My first assignment went well, working with some sort of other company designing advertising, but then I had to leave - apparently, Superman, who was busy trying to babysit Lex Luthor's two-headed hellspawn (well, or just siamese twin children, about 3 or 4 years old) was all tired out and the baby had wandered into the office. So I lead her back out of the office and flagged down Superman. Lex Luthor was apparently also the boss of the company but I had no direct contact. Anyway, I went back and the first job was all done, but I didn't know what I was supposed to do next, so I asked around, and finally got told that one of my immediate bosses was down the hall. So I went to his office and knocked, and he opened it, but the office had weird mirrors such that I couldn't see him. At least, I couldn't see him if I looked towards him at eye level. If I looked down, I could see a reflection of his face. Except he seemed to be using the washroom while he was talking to me. Anyway, I told him my problem, that I didn't know what I was supposed to do. He got annoyed that I had a problem with not knowing what I was supposed to do next. Then he got really abusive and I said $!$@ this, I quit.
I later (after I woke up and went back to sleep) had a second dream with this exact same boss, involving a task of reading a news story and summarizing it in one line... except he kept taking the story I was reading to read himself as soon as I started it. We were also in the Food Court of a mall. I dunno.
Couple dreams last night. In one, for some reason, some kittens were dropped off at my house... basically a box full or neglected kittens found by the SPCA or something. I don't know why they were dropped at my house, but they were. So they were meowing so cutely and I meowed back and picked them up and pet them.
For a while my eyes started itching as though I was allergic, but that faded. I decided to name them, although I can't remember the names. Then they started talking, which didn't strike me as at all odd. One of them talked in one of those high-faluting 'rich people' accents.
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Another, I dreamed that I somehow won third place in The Apprentice. Apparently in the dream world, third place got you a job with the company, but not the big job. So, I was working for the company. My first assignment went well, working with some sort of other company designing advertising, but then I had to leave - apparently, Superman, who was busy trying to babysit Lex Luthor's two-headed hellspawn (well, or just siamese twin children, about 3 or 4 years old) was all tired out and the baby had wandered into the office. So I lead her back out of the office and flagged down Superman. Lex Luthor was apparently also the boss of the company but I had no direct contact. Anyway, I went back and the first job was all done, but I didn't know what I was supposed to do next, so I asked around, and finally got told that one of my immediate bosses was down the hall. So I went to his office and knocked, and he opened it, but the office had weird mirrors such that I couldn't see him. At least, I couldn't see him if I looked towards him at eye level. If I looked down, I could see a reflection of his face. Except he seemed to be using the washroom while he was talking to me. Anyway, I told him my problem, that I didn't know what I was supposed to do. He got annoyed that I had a problem with not knowing what I was supposed to do next. Then he got really abusive and I said $!$@ this, I quit.
I later (after I woke up and went back to sleep) had a second dream with this exact same boss, involving a task of reading a news story and summarizing it in one line... except he kept taking the story I was reading to read himself as soon as I started it. We were also in the Food Court of a mall. I dunno.
