newnumber6 | Because Gyros do not go without comment...

Splurged a bit on myself and had a gyro and onion rings for lunch. The ultimate meal.

I don't know what it is, but something about eating a gyro first hyperactivates the taste buds and makes greasy salty onion rings taste transcendantly awesome.

And now, a conversation taking place entirely within my own mind:

"Mmmm, I just had a gyro and greasy onion rings for lunch."
"Man, that stuff'll clog your arteries."
"Good. Your arteries are better for you clogged."
"Huh?"
"Well, the heart is a muscle. You build up muscle by making them do more work. Clogged arteries take more work to get through. Ergo, clogged arteries lead to a stronger heart."
"That doesn't make any sense at all."
"I don't care, I'm believing it anyway."

Work on the other hand was hot and tiring, and hot and sweaty and hot. Ah well.

Also, I hurt my finger today, right around the nail. Took a screwdriver in the wrong place. Not serious, but it's a bit pained and bloody.

Oh, and GIP.