Fun With Usenet:
Apr. 10th, 2004 10:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
newnumber6Encountered on Usenet:
(From someone calling himself Warrick M. Locke:
Which reminds me -- I severely irritated my co-worker, as follows.
God walked in the Garden with Adam and Eve, directly.
He spoke in his own person to Abraham, Moses, and the patriarchs.
When it came to the Christians, He didn't come Himself, but sent His Son, which as all good feudalists know is almost as good.
Mohammed only got a senior staffer, who announced that there would be no further prophets.
And sure enough, Joseph Smith got a memo...
Regards,
Ric
And a reply by a Ross Smith:
Presumably the next guy will just get a quick TXT at lunchtime...
YO LSTN UP DUDE
20BLN TON METEOR ARRIVNG TUE
BLD ME AN ARK ASAP
LOAD 2 RPT 2 OF EACH ANML
IMPRTNT: 1 M 1 F !!!
[DNT WNT RPT OF NOAHS PRBLMS]
[@#$% GAY UNICRNS]
LUV+XS
YHVH
(From someone calling himself Warrick M. Locke:
Which reminds me -- I severely irritated my co-worker, as follows.
God walked in the Garden with Adam and Eve, directly.
He spoke in his own person to Abraham, Moses, and the patriarchs.
When it came to the Christians, He didn't come Himself, but sent His Son, which as all good feudalists know is almost as good.
Mohammed only got a senior staffer, who announced that there would be no further prophets.
And sure enough, Joseph Smith got a memo...
Regards,
Ric
And a reply by a Ross Smith:
Presumably the next guy will just get a quick TXT at lunchtime...
YO LSTN UP DUDE
20BLN TON METEOR ARRIVNG TUE
BLD ME AN ARK ASAP
LOAD 2 RPT 2 OF EACH ANML
IMPRTNT: 1 M 1 F !!!
[DNT WNT RPT OF NOAHS PRBLMS]
[@#$% GAY UNICRNS]
LUV+XS
YHVH
