Singing Meat?

[newnumber6]

Why we're alone in the universe:

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/96q1/meat.html

It's a short story told entirely in dialog between two characters.

Well, I was amused, anyway.

Edit: Also: Playing D&D gets you a low security clearance in the Israeli Defence Forces.
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3052074,00.html